Started as a pet project of [REDACTED] and using [REDACTED], the brainchild of [REDACTED] the Department of Future Records aims to document future events in as accurate detail as possible in order to [REDACTED].
The primary function by which The Department achieves this goal is [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] by which a [REDACTED] is formed allowing our [REDACTED] team to [REDACTED] future events.
Mission Statement: "Fewer vent tigers, more [REDACTED]".